Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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