We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he was CRYING into my vagina
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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