I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Vodka?
Forever.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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