Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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