well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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