Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
worst night to have a conscience
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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