i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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