Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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