I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I take back everything I said about communal showers
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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