Fine. I'll sleep in my office
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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