how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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