You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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