Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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