Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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