he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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