my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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