your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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