I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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