your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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