It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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