I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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