Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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