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Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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