Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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