Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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