Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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