I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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