i think my mom watched the whole time
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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