....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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