He asked to "fluff my boner.."
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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