Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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