my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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