I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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