i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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