quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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