Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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