VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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