how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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