Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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