Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We need to rekindle our bromance
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
