it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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