Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Randomize
