why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I party with great urgency now.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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