He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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