if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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