I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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