I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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