so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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