brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No stitches, just platelets and will power
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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