is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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