She is in my trunk
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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