North Korea, Best Korea!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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