can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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