would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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