I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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