he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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