He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wish you could order shots online.
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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