I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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